KING of the UNITED STATES

After numerous years of pretending to be the nation’s crack bulldog/watchdog/hardball-playin’ journalistic purist; our hard-hitting analyst of all flawed transgressors has completely tinkled his tingling leg. He is now the CONFESSED advocate and INSURER of presidential success.

Why bother to outskate your opponent in the actual competition when you’ve come up with a most excellent plan to break their kneecaps - before the competition even begins!? I mean, why fool around?!
Honestly, simply because you decide to take a shot at busting the knees of your competitor, does not mean you fear them [...]