KING of the UNITED STATES

After numerous years of pretending to be the nation’s crack bulldog/watchdog/hardball-playin’ journalistic purist; our hard-hitting analyst of all flawed transgressors has completely tinkled his tingling leg. He is now the CONFESSED advocate and INSURER of presidential success.

It is amazing, how SO many of the same people who spent the last eight years screaming bloody murder, vilifying our sitting president, or even drawing little Hitler mustaches on his image — are now calmly and ever so gently appealing with such civility for our nation to “come together” and be supportive of our president-elect.

Little Chrissy Matthews of MSNBC made such an appeal, and is a perfect example. With great sincerity and watery eyes, he implied that our nation should, and indeed MUST collectively and holistically support our (new) president; because in times like these it so essential… Odd,it wasn’t so essential to him half a year ago?

Obama is not only admittedly interested in redistribution of wealth from one sector of the US to another, but he is also committed to redistribution of wealth from the United States to other countries.

The bill cites the U.N.’s Millennium Development Goal (established by the UN in 2000) as underlying framework, which calls for “the eradication of poverty” by “redistribution (of) wealth and land”. It has among its provisions: a “currency transfer tax,” ; a “tax on the rental value of land and natural resources”; “royalty on worldwide fossil energy projection — oil, natural gas, coal”; “fees for the commercial use of the oceans and fees for airplane use of the skies”, fees for use of the electromagnetic spectrum”, “fees on foreign exchange transactions”, and a “tax on the carbon content of fuels”. These would be UN taxes on US buisness and individuals. Add to the taxation tiers of local, state, federal taxes under which you suffer our new UN taxes!

We can’t persist with this. It works well with our sporting events, and we get great cathartic release from these; but it is crippling us in the realm of national affairs. “A house divided against itself cannot stand” was the great lesson learned from the Civil War. And yet we are annihilating ourselves in internal polarization, while the rest of the world delights in our self-mutilating behavior.
Therefore, it is time to stop the bickering and Institute the facility for the Two Americas.

The flood is here. It is an apocalypse of chaotic lifestyles, financial mazes, and governmental insanity or incompetence if not sinister and nefarious behavior. At a time when the masses seem bent on voting for freebies, socialization of concerns, and ephemeral promises of entitlements to prosperity; and politicians seem to defy common sense and the will of their constituents — one must make a bold ark of survival and redemption to survive.

THIS is an Ark.

This is the official conceptual inauguration of a new political party! THE CLEAN PARTY! There is no budget, no war chest, no history; but there is a CLARITY of purpose, that is FUNDAMENTALLY universal in mass appeal.

When Enron collapsed and shocked the nation to its core with a $60 billion-dollar market value loss, the public and Washington screamed bloody murder; investigations commenced and people went to jail, and nothing less would have staved off public uprising…When a foreign radicalized entity bombed our buildings and capital with planeloads of our own citizens, Washington conducted a massive INTERNAL investigation to find limits of OUR OWN responsibility… Now that there is a devastating succession of internally planted time bombs wiping out our financial backbone; we hear no calls for jail, no mandate for probes, no leadership for delivery of truth in culpability? Not even a single firing or resignation yet?

The American Main Street doesn’t need to see a $700 billion defibrillator apply shocks to a fat, ugly, out of shape, addicted cardiac arrest patient named Wall Street. The nation needs to see a frank and earnest accountability and assignation of responsibility. Perhaps Wall Street is tumbling because of the complete absence of anything coming close to this! Not only is the proper culpability not being levied against those responsible, but the villains are all but being targeted for the rewards, and some of those most responsible are being PRAISED for their wisdom and leadership (Barney Frank for example). This is at the heart of Main Street’s disgust and lack of confidence. And since they keep telling us Wall Street IS Main Street, then you also must accept that Main Street IS Wall Street. And Main Street wants to see some heads roll, and some glutton’s for cash go on a STRICT diet. And since we apparently need to be SO worried about Wall Street, then we should be likewise SO worried about Main Street, which means…SOME HEADS SHOULD ROLL!!

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Poor, poor Barak. He was all excited to go on the largest shopping spree of his life, the likes of which even his $300-earring-friendly wife has never experienced or dreamed. (Well, she probably dreamed it at least).

He was completely ready, and wearing “comfortable shoes”; prepared for a marathon spending spree of cash and credit all over the national mall and the nation’s governmental superstores. He was prepared to even INVENT some stores, for enhanced shopping ability. In short, he was ready to spend, and spend, and spend.

And why should the people get zero say in this? I mean, Nancy Pelosi? Does she represent this nation? Isn’t the bulk of the nation repulsed by this hypocritical shrew? Isn’t the abysmal sales of her book a quantifiable testament to this point? So why should We the People suffer her in her rather prominent and rather important position? Let the people vote for these elevated positions! — Also known as; “no taxation without representation”.

our president is just one of the four branches of our United States governmental structure. Yeah - FOUR. First we have a Congress, the real source of power (our lawmakers and our shopping-list crafters). Then we have our Supreme Court (our schizophrenic lifetime de facto King), as well as our president (our commander-in-chief and spokesmodel, whose true force lies in the veto power against undisciplined congressional slop). And fourthly,… yes there’s a fourth: we have the Federal Reserve.

Why bother to outskate your opponent in the actual competition when you’ve come up with a most excellent plan to break their kneecaps - before the competition even begins!? I mean, why fool around?!
Honestly, simply because you decide to take a shot at busting the knees of your competitor, does not mean you fear them [...]

Sarah Palin just received an excellent award for some irregular political behavior that we the people desperately need. Even if you don’t like her politics, the manner of her behavior in office can end up benefiting every single one of us. Why, even if our impressions of her unselfish and fiscally responsible acts AREN’T TRUE, she still would be receiving an enormous lesson on what she SHOULD consider successful behavior. Indeed, all politicians on the present scene might reassess their strategies; as this woman is proving a pattern too rarely witnessed in modern government.

The heart sisters want to define who is allowed to play their product at a party. If the RNC organizers paid for the broadcast/reproduction/public performance rights of the song — what ethical pretzel twists allows prohibition of the usage of these purchased rights. Is this limited to politics? Can we restrict those of a faith, creed, color, or age group as well? How about gender?

If B.O. did something splendid for Illinois as its elected representative, PLEASE LIST IT HERE; I would love to know what I failed to experience or perceive.

is he a prophet? Is he the great philosopher whose concepts and texts are adored worldwide and debated at institutions of thought and knowledge. Is he the dreamy crooner of some perfectly sensitive love songs, or “the bomb” dance jam? Did he do a magical job portraying the challenging lead role in our favorite great movies? Does he deserve credit for years of great acts of national charity? Is he that magnificent author whose beautiful poetry or enchanting fiction has delighted the world?

Obama is a man of PROFOUND charisma! His speeches are indisputably stirring. His words move people; they bring people to their feet. At a public address or appearance of this man, the infectious celebration is more than can be resisted, and all end up waving hands in the air. It happens everytime. It is because the man has a gift; he exudes something excellent.

The wondrous family-man, “father of the year 2007″, moral-beacon, and SUPERCANDIDATE John Edwards has informed us of an elevation of his stature! He revealed to us that he WAS 99% honest in the recent past, but unsatisfied with that, is TURNING IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH!!!
There is only ONE digit higher than 99%, so having chosen [...]

Everything begins to work differently; our lives are turned upside down. Freedoms we once knew are abolished, choices we once had are stripped. Resources we once enjoyed disappear into unknown corners of the earth. Tolerances we underestimated and griped about become wishful thinking. Initiative and leisure we once enjoyed is crushed and churned out as subjugated forced labor. Things we once complained about…are now remembered as lost treasure.

(Dem.s are from Mercury, Repub.s are from Arlington)
Okay people, let’s get this party/s started. Sure there are thousands of examples of exception to any generalization that talks about millions of folks. But when there is a screaming generalization to be made, that smashes you in the face on a regular basis; I’m comfortable with doing [...]