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IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

If you could have anything in the world,

but only got to keep it for ONE DAY!–

 

and then, had to see everyone else

get the same thing

for much longer…

 

And, while you had it,

you were not allowed to tell anyone!

 

…and the thing has to be made of a material that

won’t harm the environment…

 

~~—- WHAT WOULD IT BE?!! —-~~

Winning blog will receive free membership to “Dreamy Daydreamers” Imagination Preschool Online Developmental Methodology Clinic.

 

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26 Responses to this incendiary article.

1. king bong Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
   

   Oh my friend, this quization is easily fullfilled with a sole phrase of answer:

   sanctuary…

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2. dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
   

   but you only get it for one day, bonehead. remember??

   seems like a dopey choice

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3. kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
   

   even for one day I could be EXSTATIC to have George “DOUBLE-SPEW” BOOSH fall in a crack straight to HELL or explode from being force fed dynamite sticks!!!

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4. dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
   

   ummm…not suppossed to harm the environment #3

   Maybe you can’t read?!

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5. kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
   

   Expolding BUSHit is the BEST THING for the enviroment!!

   I read fine!!

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6. dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
   

   fine - dynamite is good for the environment. Maybe you explain how you would only get this wish for “one day” ??????!!!!??!!?!?!!!!???

   really - can you read???????????

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7. kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
   

   after one day all the pieces would come back together to form a mangled tortured undead zombie punching bag for kids to shoot paint balls at!

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8. dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
   

   ok. whatever

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9. hippyGirl12 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
   

   I would wish for a whispered secret, that everyone in the galaxy was actually in love with everyone else, and sooner or later we’d all realize it.

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10. sick of this shirt Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    

    hippyGirl12

    what are you wearing?

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11. Marge Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    

    i want bill clinton out of my bathroom. That ALL i want now

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12. bostongoodforsomething Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    

    I would want a second MORE POWERFUL WISH, which could then ALLOW me to ESCAPE the RESTRICTIONS of the REST of the premise!

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13. dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    

    pul-lezzzzzz

    weak.

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14. kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    

    who elected “dimebag” overseer of the blog, his idol DICK “my master” Cheney!?!?!

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15. youhavestuffonyourlip Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    

    i would want the author of this blog to drown in the vomit of all of us who are readin this.

    Hope i win!

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16. i beg you 9 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    

    to king bong:

    are you sure you don’t want to wish for some BOWLING TROPHY, for being the world’s GREATEST BOWLER, or some other totally pathetic bowling fantasy ??

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17. king bong Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    

    No, “i beg you 9″,

    but i would like to change my wish to getting stabbed repeatedly with 1000 sharp sticks…

    cause then I’d get to see YOU “get the same thing

    for much longer”
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!
    IT’D BE WORTH IT

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18. hippyGirl12 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    

    #10 - I am wearing love-beads. which i wear for you, in the prayer that you might feel the cosmos compassion for you.

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19. sick of this shirt Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    

    barf!

    S**T hippydork, you even turnoff the most relentless perverts.

    not in the mood any more!

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20. its ok-get in the car kid Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    

    i wish for a good helmet -

    cause this blog is a nuclear BOMB about to go off at any moment !!

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21. kick me in the baals Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    

    come on, its a conundrum, a Zen-koan ;

    we’re told we’re not to tell anyone about it, but we’re suppossed to tell everyone about here , before we’ve even gotten it!

    (??????)

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22. i want that too 88 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    

    awesome one “kick me in the baals”

    I was about to answer the question when you pointed out what should be obvious.

    As I’ve said before, you always hit the nail on the head!

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23. pull it out slowly Said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:00 am
    

    UNBELIEVABLE!!!

    I could bet my house that anytime “kick me in the baals” posts, “i want that too 88″ will be sucking up to him immediately.

    Care to explain this queerosity?

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    admin REPLIED on September 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 am

    please. let us keep on topic. let us stay civil. I BEG you.

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    admin REPLIED on September 2nd, 2008 at 2:37 am

    On second thought, what do I care.

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24. Skye Rivers Said on September 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    

    Duck tape all 4 candidates to a wall all facing each other, leave them in a room together, while I go to Starbucks for a frappacino and enjoy my “moment” of political peace of mind.

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