KING of the UNITED STATES

Why bother to outskate your opponent in the actual competition when you’ve come up with a most excellent plan to break their kneecaps - before the competition even begins!? I mean, why fool around?!

Honestly, simply because you decide to take a shot at busting the knees of your competitor, does not mean you fear them — or have self-doubts… it’s simply about… efficiency… NO! It’s — it’s — eliminating the messy, unnecessary risks. Yeah; it’s being “thorough”. It’s a sign, of a sophisticated strategist!

That’s why the MainStreamMedia and Obama surrogates* have handed out the “Tonya Harding - Success My Way” handbook, for instructions on how to preemptively break Palin’s metaphoric kneecaps, and diminish her very existence and qualification for status as a human, before any actual leadership merit can even be explored.

And why not? It worked for Tonya!

… didn’t it?

*obvious redundancy preserved to fulfill copyright reprint obligations.