MAKE BILL CLINTON GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM

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he shaving ALL DAY LONG!

is crazy. I tell him, “Youfun guy - how come not ever going to BAR or bowling“? - HE JUST LOCKS DOOR!! — damn I SAYS, I GOTTA PEE!!

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Marge Said on April 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

No S**T.
Is crazy. Also in mine quite often, & I’m JUST ABOUT HAD IT!
BILL CLINTON GET OUT O MY BATHROOM!!!

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bostongoodforsomething Said on April 7th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

The CLINTONS in GENERAL are FREQUENTLY occupiers of NUMEROUS bathrooms ACROSS of our TIME-IN-THE-BATHROOM-CHALLENED nation. The CLINTONS would do WELL to RECOGNIZE THIS!

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kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 2:33 am

REPUBLICAN SHILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAPDOGS FOR THE BUSHDOG!!!

Howcome you have ZERO complaints for baron DICK von CHENEY & wife - do they not ALSO OCCUPY BATHROOM in your house REGULARLY. I know they sure as f— do in MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bed-sheets-stained-now Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:15 am

Seriously, my bathroom is open for you anytime. Always open. I don’t even have a door.

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careful_punk! Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:18 am

Jezuz Chripes!

He’s a Gaddam former PREZIDENT of the UNTIED STATZ!!!

Let him uze the bathroom!!

It iz YOUR PATRIODIC DUTY!

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sad it ended this way Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:21 am

have we come to this? squabling like children over “who should get more time in the bathroom”, because “this guys president” or “this guy isnt”

…should ALL MEN get EQUAL bathroom time? …with no regard for race, creed, or ex-presidential status?

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blow mee Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:22 am

“sad it ended this way” is missing the point -

it is HIS bathroom - he should get to use it -
at least SOME of the time.

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timeshare hip again Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:24 am

blow mee is right.

and the CLINTONS have access to almost any bathroom at any time. its REDICULOUS for them to HOG this poor chap’s bathroom endlessly

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youhavestuffonyourlip Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:27 am

please, give me a break.

You really think “i did not have sex…” Bill is SHAVING in there?!?!?!?

THATS naive.

(sound of snorting coming from bathroom)

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king bong Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:33 am

while i totaly appreciate how sucking the problem is,
I must ponder aloud, from whence do we derive the knowledge that Mr. Clinton is a good bowler?

PERHAPS he is ashamed of his bowling, and wont come out of the bathroom for fear he will have to perform? Didnt you say he locked the door AFTER you told him he should go bowling??

Just bringing it up

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i beg you 9 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:37 am

to king bong:

go back to your bowling blogs stupid pathetic troll!

it is COMMON knowlege that ALL clintons are diabolical bowlers - google it!! - AS IF THAT WERE THE POINT!!!!!!!

Theissue is an americans right to use his/her OWN BATHROOM without the infringement of expresidents OR THE CIA!!!

go home, your bowlingblogs miss you!!

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king bong Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:43 am

i beg you 9:
you are SOOOOOOOOOOO typical. the SECOND someone mentions issues of inferior bowling skills as a root of social ills YOU ATTACK them, and try to ridicule them into retreat from the forum.

that is so weak. maybe you are the terrible bowler!

I tried to post an HONEST comment and you call me a troll. all you are revealing is your IGNORANCE of bathroom problems in general.

And I DID google it and found a zillion sites on irrelevant (though entertaining) stuff.

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hippyGirl12 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:47 am

God, cant we get along?

There is room for all these views in our galaxy. And with patience the former president will surely come out of your bath, and all will be harmonious.

I do appreciate the kindness you showed in encouraging Bill to go out into the world with joy!

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dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:49 am

to hippygirl-

you probably slept with clinton!

whats that spooge on your dress flowertwerp?

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its ok-get in the car kid Said on April 8th, 2008 at 4:54 am

How can “we” make Bill Clinton get out of your bathroom?!!

I mean. I would if I could, because he should…

but what can I do? ANd not to mention going up against the secret service!!!

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sick of this shirt Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:01 am

Bill Clinton “fun guy”

??? yeah right, just ask VINCE FOSTER if bill clinton “fun guy”??

…oh thats right - YOU CANT CAUSE HES DEAD

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practically everything 2 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:05 am

Dear mr. Caul,

Perhaps you could pee in a bottle, or a jug, as a means of temporarily defering the problem; only till such time as Pres. Clinton comes out.

After which, you might want to install a key lock! Prohibiting the Presidents ability to make a pattern of said behavior any longer.

Enjoy your freedom!

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kick me in the baals Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:07 am

Doesn’t anyone see the MASSIVE irony here ???

“you fun guy” (???)

what’s so fun about INVADING YOUR HOME AND BOGARTING YOUR TOILET !!!!!????!!!!!

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i want that too 88 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:13 am

as always, “kick me in the baals” is SPOT ON!

Its about time someone pointed it out. I’ve been following this blog for days and have been LAUGHINGMYASSOFF that noone said the obvious.!

Thankyou “kick me in the baals”. You always hit the nail on the head!!

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pull it out slowly Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:15 am

Holy crapz! here we go again with “i want that too 88″ sucking up to “kick me in the baals”

what is with you two?? Get a room already!!

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cheap ho Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:18 am

CLINTONS OUT OF EVERYONES BATHROOM - NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if thats Bill C. in your toilet, then who’s this in mine!!!

Thats the only thing!!!

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not tonight honey Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:26 am

IF this problm is as wisespread as it would seem, then someone MUST make the Hillary-beast confront this most american issue at one of her “worship-me-now” speech/lies (as she worms snake-like to the presidency).

This issue resonates on SO MANY factors of what it means to be an american, it is a SIN for her to pretend this isn’t real or important!

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thats not mine Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:30 am

When I 1st came across this blog I thought “wow” - but then forgot about it (stomach flu) …

But now I return, and see the ROOF IS BLOWING OFF THIS SUCKER!! This is amazing. I predict this will not be over soon, and will ONLY GET BIGGER as days pass!

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clean_it_up_yourself_witch Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:32 am

i agree with #23

Best blog EVER

on any topic. Most important problem ever.

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IC deeper Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:39 am

It isn’t physically possible for Bill Clinton (or any man!) to shave all day long.

In all probability, he is weeping; weeping deeply. Why? Perhaps due to a sense of supreme isolation…let us not rule out regret! Many are the conditions he suffers in private.

This is one complex man. We’d do best to take the time to try to look inside to the INNER man, before judging his actions soley based on the urgency of our urinary tracts.

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jump! jump! Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:41 am

#25:

WTF??!

I repeat:

WTF?!?

Seriously! WTF?!!

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BRITS on Board! Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:47 am

SMASHING blog mates!!

Always GREAT fun to web accross the pond and glance into the colonies.

I’ll be sharing this rub with my mates over some pints tonight, I can assure you! Best of luck with it, certainly is thorny!

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brain is dead Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:49 am

#27-”the colonies”???

I’d take a bathroom-hogging, weepin, bad-bowler ex president who’s the SLOWEST SHAVER ON THE PLANET over your ponsey queenmum and princey-girl

ANYDAY!!!!!!!!!!

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hippyGirl12 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:53 am

I just don’t see how we get any closer to resolve our small differences by calling each other names or permiting our hurts to release themselves in waveslengths of cruelty?

Isn’t this something we can work out together?

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bed-sheets-stained-now Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:54 am

dear hippyGirl12,

I think we can surely work this out together.
Please come by. My door is always open. I’ll be in the bathroom. Just come on in

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brain is dead Said on April 8th, 2008 at 5:59 am

hippyturd 12 — your such fruity flufftart I wouldn’t even fart on you for laughs. & mostly I would fart on ANYONE for ANY REASON.

please crawl back into your VW van and suck on more peacejuice cause your IN OUR WAY!

If you cant stand the scorching flames then get out of HELL.

CAUSE THATS WHAT THIS CLINTON-BATHROOM THING IS — HELL!!!!!!!!

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claptrap Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:06 am

with all thats going on in the world - you’d think this could move along

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ill_spank_anyone_i_want Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:07 am

#32- this isnt going away!!

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claptrap Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:09 am

to “ill_spank_anyone_i_want”

you misunderstand!! I’m begging that we turn our attention UNDIVIDEDLY to this matter. We need to fix this FIRST!

Then seal the border, then we can hang out for awhile.

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i_wash_myself Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:14 am

I think its a TERRIBLE idea to encourage Clinton to go to a bar…

AT a bar, any lush of this caliber will drink WAY TOO MUCH!

And then what?? He’ll have to PEE!!!

Goodbye to your bathroom again!

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bostongoodforsomething Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am

i_wash_myself

has made the the most insightful observation yet!

good one.

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i_wash_myself Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:18 am

KISS MY A** “bostongoodforsomething”

Dont suck up to me! I dont need your freakin “seal of approval”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bostongoodforsomething Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:19 am

what’d i say ??

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Marge Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:21 am

can please we also more on REAL PROBLEM?!

is still crazy! so back on problem pleese.

what we going do ??! I can’t take any more of this. I not even VOTE for Clinton!!

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kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:25 am

WHAT A JOKE!!

If you republiSCAM pigs can’t get in your bathroom , its maybe because DICK SATAN CHENEY & George w SQUOOSH have ROBBED middle american patriots of their bathrooms and left the TRUE patriots with NOWHERE TO SHAVE!

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youhavestuffonyourlip Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am

So what if you get him out of your bog??
big deal,

now he’ll be the creature you can’t get out of your kitchen. It won’t end

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careful_punk! Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:46 am

UBELIEVIBEL! Your Gaddam unAmericin as Ruzzans ever was.

former PREZIDENT of the UNTIED STATZ !!!!!!!!!
should be GLAD to have him eat anyting in your refrigeratir! If he wanzt to SLEEP IN YOUR BED -
IZ YOUR PATRIODIC DUTY TO LET HIM !!!!!!!

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dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:48 am

um, the problem is he would eat EVERYTHING in your fridge

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bed-sheets-stained-now Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:50 am

I would let him sleep in my bed. not a problem. door is alwys open bill.

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king bong Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:53 am

Whilst the last time I attempted to share my thoughts & insights here, i was FLAMED & INSULTED by strangely bitter members of this resteamed community, I will non-the-less share this observation:

IF you get BC out of your bath, you SHOULD be alright, as he would recall your encouragements to go to a bar or, yes, even go bowling.

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i beg you 9 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 6:55 am

BOWLING TROLL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

DONT FEED THE TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS WRONG - DID THEY KICK YOU OFF THE BOWLING BLOGS AGAIN SO YOU HAVE TO COME HERE WHERE YOU’RE NOT WANTED!!??

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me Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT ! NEWS ALERT !

hE LEAVE BATHROOM! But take my toothbrush and all toilet paper GONE. I go get more - HE BACK IN! What is DOING??? He try to mess up my mind!? Is cruel mind control! is SO CRAZY.

Now what i do?

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careful_punk! Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

MAKE HIM DINNER MEAL !

Hez former PREZIDENT of the UNTIED STATZ !!!!!!!!!

How many timez i have to SAY IT!

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youhavestuffonyourlip Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

Dude, whatever you do, i would STERILE that whole room before i used it.

I mean, how many babes has little willy been with??

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bostongoodforsomething Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

It may TRULY be TOO LATE to UNDO the damage ALREADY incurred by the CLINTON clan’s SELF serving ABUSE of the PUBLIC’s good nature with BATHROOM generosity. Only IMMEDIATE Mea culpa / My Bad could sway the PERCEPTION of INCONSIDERATE toilet ETIQUETTE .

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kick me in the baals Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Theres NO WAY this anything EXCEPT:

1) profound diarrhea

2) A total mindgame by the MASTER of games.

This ex-pres is F–in with you bro!!

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pull it out slowly Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Get ready for the love fest!

now that weve heard from “kick me in the baals”, its just a matter of time till we get the sycophantic reponse from “i want that too 88″

…sickening

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i want that too 88 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

i wasn’t even going to write !!!!!

but i’ll be DAMNED IF I’m gig to take your shit for SOMETHING I DIDN’T EVEN DO. WHO THE HeLL ARE YOU????????????????????

YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!

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dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

no we do…thats just the problem!

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i want that too 88 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

i am SO DONE with this stupid self absorbed community. Im trying to shed light on a serious issue faced by a good citizen of our fair country, and you j*ck*sses want to make this a forum for mockery! Youre on your own and can PLAY WITH YOURSELVES without my help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! good riddence. Hope you dont miss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hippyGirl12 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

I want to step in and try to bring peace to the poor wounds of all involved, but, sadly, i feel #55 is correct and there will never be any resolution for anyone on this blog…

it is so sad… it makes me sad.

A poor man cries out for aid in a dark moment of
true trouble, and we become so lost in our sad distractions that we can no longer focus enough to reach out to him in aid…i am so sorry.

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its ok-get in the car kid Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

JEEEEEEEEZZ hippygirl !!!
As I SAID BEFORE,

just WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSSED TO DO???
Nobody here is equipped to go up against the secret service!!!

You must be on some GREAT WEED!

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me Said on April 8th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

this blog is NO HELPER.

my life now a shambles.

i almost sorry i ever bring it up

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sick of this shirt Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

so, like…this is probably EXACTLY what slick wiley devised FROM THE START!!

Another poor victim-fish in his ice chest.

CLINTON is one COLD MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEWARE FOLKS - you’ll be next if you aint on your toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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timeshare hip again Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

“sick of this shirt” is right.

it is a sorry day for the USA…

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kleanX Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

#60 - you always agree with everyone right? !!because maybe you CAN NEVER THINK FOR YOURSELF???!!!! ALL of you are D**M FOOLS!!! Hand & SOCK PUPPETS of the right-wing crime-machine republiFARTS! You are all SO disgustingly stupid you cant see the whole planet IN CHAOS in FRONT OF YOUR STUPID FACE - because George SMUSH forces anyone who gets in his way into the toilet AND ALWAYS HAS !!!!!!!!!

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thats not mine Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:18 pm

This is AMAZING!!

This blog is INTENSE!

God only knows when and where tis blog-S-PLOSION ends!!!!

I cannot wait to see where this goes from here

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dimebag Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

hippyGirl…

what are you wearing?

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youhavestuffonyourlip Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

totally!

hippygirl do you go bra-less?

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practically everything 2 Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

OK, just brainstorming;

perhaps you could call a plumber?

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Marge Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

I try it. thanking you

i tell you what work or not

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not tonight honey Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

the Hillary-beast will march onward toward society-throttling vulcan-deathgrip of campaign dirty tricks!

She will conquer the planet nation by nation as her hubby plays with himself in the bathroom, and we the public are mindless fools, distracted by the brilliant bathroom etiquette ruse, never realizing we are damning ourselves to servitude of satan’s mistress.

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thats not mine Said on April 8th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

MAN!

This is WILD!!

TOTALLY RAW BLOGGING!!

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can I play Said on April 19th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

If I told all of you what I know about this matter (and especially the history of ex-president Clinton and the bathroom “visit” time spent across the entire nation), I would never be seen again.

Its that big. That’s about all I’m comfortable saying; but I beg you all, do NOT let this go! Do NOT drop this!

Much more than you could possibly realize rides on the revelations and knowledge which MUST be uncovered.

And please don’t call me “deep throat” - that’s so “yesterday”.

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