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The members of the seventies rock band “Heart”™®©☺♥♫, have contacted me and ordered me to cease and desist references to heart, hearts, internal organs, passion, and deep feelings. The law firm representing the band have further explained (in no uncertain terms) that having years ago legally secured the full rights to the term “Heart”™®©☺♥♫, the band owns all associated rights to the same, with regard to the realm of its application and use both domestically and internationally.

I love it on “CSI”, or “Law and Order”, when they have some grainy security cam footage shot from across a parking lot, and they tap their buddy on the shoulder and say, “can you zoom in on that?” Suddenly, you’re looking at a Richard Avedon photo. I mean, I leave plenty of room for [...]

Polling predictions placed the piquant PALIN past previous positions. Policy pundits, who pigeonholed PALIN’s previous presentation of portions of her platform, prophesied she will probably be pouring plenty of passion into present positions
Predictably, PALIN picked a playfully passive posture; perhaps to please peers who positioned past platforms, or to pretend she pardoned past perversions. Peers [...]

Wow — I figured it out! It suddenly struck me! Why hadn’t we thought of this before!?!
“What” you ask? Why…THE GREAT COMPROMISE!
My fellow men, what have we been thinking!? We have a strange opportunity at hand which might just slip us out of many of the Nation’s messes; check this out:
Code pink and their ilk [...]

If you could have anything in the world,
but only got to keep it for ONE DAY!–
 
and then, had to see everyone else
get the same thing
for much longer…
 
And, while you had it,
you were not allowed to tell anyone!
 
…and the thing has to be made of a [...]