KING of the UNITED STATES

Specifically, the freaked-out and panicked selfish artists for whom it is not enough to be famous, adored, indulgent, sexually pursued, and enjoying a career coveted by millions — they have to get on a soapbox and rant negatively about the horrible possibility that culture and mankind might move toward a new horizon with our language of music. Oh I’m sorry, did I say language of music? I meant “owned and controlled commodity”. Children should have to PAY to have music in their world, just like adults. And just like that terrifying 70’s cassette-tape STOPPED the existance of music, our music is in DIRE jeopardy again of VANISHING!! And while we’re prosecuting kids for loving music too much, let’s extend that negation of public domain another 75 years.

Chris hasn’t been playing “hardball”. He’s been playing grade school - with his self-congratulatory and self-delusionally “unobjective” celebration of his social click, and his scornful mocking of those not in his smarmy circle of friends. Well it seems he got hit by a baseball bat while standing at the plate. Perhaps he was distracted by a tingling in his leg. Now he has to sit out the game. Whether he’s getting a tinkle down his leg, a trickle up his thigh, or a “mature” sensation under his pants; he’s not a reporter, or an editorialist — he’s a schoolgirl with a crush. He simply replaced all his ancient Bobby Sherman posters in his bedroom, with a new rock star Obama poster. But that’s just disgusting, what’s annoying is his tone of superority while screwing up.

If being stupid was a crime, this woman would be on death row. If being ugly were a crime, she would’ve already exhausted all appeals a long time ago. If being loud and obnoxious were a crime, this repugnant entity would be doing consecutive life sentences in solitary confinement. Yikes, what a disaster of anti-celebrity.

There have been plenty of things this guy has said that flat-out got under my skin. But let’s just work first on this conspicuous “Rev.” thing. I’ve seen this guy’s mug a lot, and he is endlessly full of strong political criticism, cultural indignation, and personal grievance and outrage. But, I can’t remember if I’d EVER heard him lovingly speak the name “Jesus”, for all his invasion into my media enjoyment. He can call himself “Rev.” all he wants, but in his prolific secular concerns, he should call himself “fat Al”, or whatever; but this honorary titling of “Rev.” is like me wanting to be called “King”; it is somewhere between a fantasy and a joke. Though he may actually have legal Rev. status, that doesn’t mean jack to me; he’s no man of the Lord to me; He’s a politician. If we MUST see his pouting mug on a regular basis (for God knows what reason) - just call him Mr. Sharpton; cut the honorary titles.

The 21st century’s first “Worst Person in the United States”. At the helm of governmental market and banking manipulation, regulation avoidance, and factual distortion; this clown should take massive responsibility for fiscally sinking one of the world’s largest and most amazing nations. Instead he claims no responsibility at all, and even seemingly perceives himself as the good guy. For causing profound levels of harm, and then being so full of it on top of that; he is one of the worst people in the United States. I have no doubt whatsoever that any meaningful probing of this man will uncover criminally unethical behavior. Thanks for the leadership, clown!

“I am a political expert. Having spent the past decades immersed in think tank’s and intellectual institutions of analysis of governmental procedures, history and theory; and having exhaustingly pored over the factual realities of Washington policies — I have now passed my judgment on the characters before us in current politics.

AND, having concluded that the ordinary citizens of the US are incapable of forming opinions without my profoundly valuable assistance; I have emerged from my boycott of the camera and good entertainment to appear now to anoint you with my gorgeous perspective… I may also abandon my long-term boycott of actually being even slightly funny or enjoyable to watch.”

I was never a fan, but I was a defender against extremist hatred for quite awhile. I had to be; Gore? Kerry? — Useless. But I’m jumping off the Bush bus. This guy’s bumbled face first into my gallery for numerous reasons: His apparent deafness to all concerns of the ills of massive and unrelenting illegal immigration, his insane and persistent spending, his apparent fear of exercising the veto power, his sad fumbling with post-war realities, and his relentless effort to spend an amazing 700 billion dollars in bailout despite the public’s overwhelming opposition to the stink of the proposal. He works for us, and we spoke aloud in a rare unified voice; and he couldn’t care less…Sorry, I’ve had it.

Democratic CA. Rep. who at a 2004 hearing requesting tighter financial regulations over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, fiercely resisted oversite for the GSEs (that would eventually cost the tax payers $200 million because they were “too big to fail”). Her words: “We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac and particularly Fannie Mae under the outstanding leadership of Frank Raines, everything in the 1992 Act has worked just fine.” Well it sure as hell should have been outstanding for the $90 million the man made in 6 years at the helm of the book-cookin’, crap-peddlin’, signature-falsifyin’, dope-smokin’ anti-business he drove into the ground. Jezz, Maxine - you’re almost DIRECTLY responsible for the cascading fiscal dominoes collapse that put the entire U.S. in the crapper. GOOD JOB. You’re one WISE and VALUABLE lady!

Power corrupts it is said. It certainly isn’t unusual. Some people drip of this condition. Old Charlie had four rent-controlled apartments in Harlem. Sure, that’s how that’s supposed to work; that’s what rent control is for - that’s the spirit behind this device to assist the needy. You just don’t realize how needy old Charlie is. Anyone who needs four office/aptartments in general, must be awfully needy. He’s just that important! Not like the pissant members who serve him — oops! — I mean, whom he serves… and since he is the chairman of the Ways and Means Committee (the guy at the helm of the committee defining our tax obligations and shackles), let’s all get very comfortable employing the new official it’s “just an oversight” excuse. You can even use it after years and years significant tax fraud. It used to be, regular folks like us would get crucified for that… but I bet old Charlie paves the way for getting a lil’ “tsk…tsk…”

Harry has made a public-service career modeled on the morose, downbeat, and terminally pessimistic type of individual no one wants at their party or office. This is congressional equivalent of the cartoon character Glum from the old animated cartoon “Adventures of Gulliver” (”we’ll never make it; we’re doomed”). Stunningly, he holds the majority “leadership” position. If persistent, morose negativity and a relentless doom and gloom disposition is now called “leadership” in Congress, we are so screwed.

(Ex-Detroit mayor who pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice and agreed to resign). “Corrupt? No way! I’m totally innocent!!! No way I go down! No way I give up the office! I’m completely innocent! You have hundreds of e-mails proving your case? You can’t touch me!! I stay in office!! No way I stepdown!! You’ll never prosecute me!! You can’t touch this!!! I’m totally innocent and always have been!!!

… okay, I did it.

The warped ex-respectable photographer who made children between the age of two to three cry for a photo series. Then there’s her recent junior-highschool fun with photoshop and Senator John McCain. She really treated him like a child molester, didn’t she; its a little ironic. So, she’s a pro? … I’m thinking of a “photo series” where a bunch of folks beat the snot out of a twisted self-proclaimed photographer for a youtube viral video. It would get THOUSANDS of hits - and that’s what this entry’s loser seems to classify as success.

There is a class of loud mouths like this woman, who endlessly preach with certainty of doom. Every time a US soldier has died in Iraq, every time brave representatives have suffered large losses of life, has she delighted deep inside? For whenever we have paid such a price tag, it has validated her persistent rants and promises of tragedy. Our suffering makes her correct, our sorrow makes her wise and prophetic. And conversely, when we do well and enjoy the rewards of the efforts — when we enjoy substantive and valuable progress — she looks like a fool. Simply put, her class of loud mouths are the cheerleaders of failure.

…”I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin…a narrow-minded, media-obsessed homophobe…” MEDIA-OBSESSED? First she’s the unknown, then the media-avoider, now “obsessed”. But here’s Lindsay’s real issue, “Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers. You’re not a celebrity“. Ahhh, THAT’S Palins real crime! She might displace some other media-obsessed lil girl from the celebrity spotlight!. It makes our little friend so nervous she has to stop biting her tongue. I would personally ask that you DO continue to bite your tongue, but try biting with much more force.

A deep insight has never left this woman lips. A sentence constructed of brave and honest truth has never received her breath. A thought which perceives the actual world condition and the actual welfare of the U.S. as a nation has never crackled a synapse in her brain. I simply have nothing good to say about this woman. Oh no wait… Read her thrilling book — it’s superb! (Last sentence officially submitted to Guinness Book of World Records for ‘most sarcastic sentence ever made’).

LIPSTICK ON A PIG! Lil Matty’s a-SCARED real bad! ; he’s just a-SHIVERIN’ he’s so a-frightened…cause there’s this mean lady who isn’t his mommy. You know the mean women want to BAN EVERY BOOK EVER MADE! NO, IT’S TRUE! AND, AND, This mean PALIN woman, she shouldn’t get to do anything important! Well, first off - cause MATT DOESN’T LIKE HER! And IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH; if she gets elected she gets to make a “really bad Disney movie”, or somethin…and MATT should be the only one allowed to make really bad Disney movies. Matt’s findin’ all of it “really terrifyig”… Poor kid. You know that Palin lady - she’s gonna have the nuclear codes! Even Matt doesn’t get to have those. Why should a GIRL!!?