KING of the UNITED STATES

I am currently moving around in Asia. (I didn’t want to be in the US when those ” McCain wins riots” they promised us broke out, you know) Let me tell you, it’s nuts how the world is reacting. It’s nuts.

Of course there is plenty of fantasy, prayer, wishful thinking, hope, and blind trust at work in United States. In some sense, there has to be. Furthermore, it is primarily intentional, as a device of campaigning and propaganda. Additionally, there is desperation, fear, anger, and restitution from a lengthy legacy of inequality for the races. So on that level alone, Obama had a significant appeal to so many. So why not, on top of that, add hope or blind trust? Not so bad.

After numerous years of pretending to be the nation’s crack bulldog/watchdog/hardball-playin’ journalistic purist; our hard-hitting analyst of all flawed transgressors has completely tinkled his tingling leg. He is now the CONFESSED advocate and INSURER of presidential success.

It is amazing, how SO many of the same people who spent the last eight years screaming bloody murder, vilifying our sitting president, or even drawing little Hitler mustaches on his image — are now calmly and ever so gently appealing with such civility for our nation to “come together” and be supportive of our president-elect.

Little Chrissy Matthews of MSNBC made such an appeal, and is a perfect example. With great sincerity and watery eyes, he implied that our nation should, and indeed MUST collectively and holistically support our (new) president; because in times like these it so essential… Odd,it wasn’t so essential to him half a year ago?

Obama is not only admittedly interested in redistribution of wealth from one sector of the US to another, but he is also committed to redistribution of wealth from the United States to other countries.

The bill cites the U.N.’s Millennium Development Goal (established by the UN in 2000) as underlying framework, which calls for “the eradication of poverty” by “redistribution (of) wealth and land”. It has among its provisions: a “currency transfer tax,” ; a “tax on the rental value of land and natural resources”; “royalty on worldwide fossil energy projection — oil, natural gas, coal”; “fees for the commercial use of the oceans and fees for airplane use of the skies”, fees for use of the electromagnetic spectrum”, “fees on foreign exchange transactions”, and a “tax on the carbon content of fuels”. These would be UN taxes on US buisness and individuals. Add to the taxation tiers of local, state, federal taxes under which you suffer our new UN taxes!

We can’t persist with this. It works well with our sporting events, and we get great cathartic release from these; but it is crippling us in the realm of national affairs. “A house divided against itself cannot stand” was the great lesson learned from the Civil War. And yet we are annihilating ourselves in internal polarization, while the rest of the world delights in our self-mutilating behavior.
Therefore, it is time to stop the bickering and Institute the facility for the Two Americas.

The flood is here. It is an apocalypse of chaotic lifestyles, financial mazes, and governmental insanity or incompetence if not sinister and nefarious behavior. At a time when the masses seem bent on voting for freebies, socialization of concerns, and ephemeral promises of entitlements to prosperity; and politicians seem to defy common sense and the will of their constituents — one must make a bold ark of survival and redemption to survive.

THIS is an Ark.

This is the official conceptual inauguration of a new political party! THE CLEAN PARTY! There is no budget, no war chest, no history; but there is a CLARITY of purpose, that is FUNDAMENTALLY universal in mass appeal.

I don’t mind occasional rain at all. And, there are going to be times in our lives when someone “takes a piss” on you. That’s life. BUT, there are very few things that get me furious like someone “taking a piss on you and telling you it’s raining”. It is the INSULT on top of the injury; that’s going too damn far…Just check out the recent words of Sen. “Aren’t I Great” Dodd (CHAIRMAN of the SENATE BANKING COMMITTEE)

We enjoy pillaging your wallet within a place enjoying the most wondrous absence of prosecution. The liberty we enjoy whilst pirating you is a grand thing. Our port of call… aye, is Delaware.

As the captain, I just wanted to publicly thank me mates in this great rogue state of Delaware, for allowin’ our pirate ways to be welcome — aye — even LEGAL in their port. Without ye, we could not be.

But as foreign entities, interests, and owners cannot pass our laws directly, they must pursue every and all means they can discover to lobby, pressure, frighten, intimidate, and manipulate our legislative and election processes. Through campaign funding and other such methods of ownership, they can eventually place favorable or at least friendly key players in key positions of power. In this way, they can maintain legislative control over the interests of the properties and wealth which is now theirs.

Pirates are so hot hot hot! Ever since Johnny Depp churned out some Pirates of the Caribbean blockbusters, the public has fallen utterly in love with the ale imbibing, “arg” spoutin’, lavishly alt-rock dressed pirate.

Recent high-profile news of daredevil Somali pirates (illuminating what is actually a fairly trendy situation off that coast) has shown the lengths people will go to to play pirate today. Imagine; stealing tanks from Putin’s Russia. That takes balls, folks. But that’s how fun the pirate lifestyle is! Yo ho, yo ho; a pirate’s life for me!

The BAILOUT/PORK package has passed. Suddenly a NEW refrain is echoing through the marble halls of leadership: “we might not feel anything fuzzy and nice for some time”. HA! Wasn’t the massive size of this fiscal manuever supposed to cause instant reverberations of relief. Keep an eye out for the sharing of a story that the “transparency” of it all is awfully complex and as such has more or less been abandoned….We’ll never see that money again. GUARANTEED.

When Enron collapsed and shocked the nation to its core with a $60 billion-dollar market value loss, the public and Washington screamed bloody murder; investigations commenced and people went to jail, and nothing less would have staved off public uprising…When a foreign radicalized entity bombed our buildings and capital with planeloads of our own citizens, Washington conducted a massive INTERNAL investigation to find limits of OUR OWN responsibility… Now that there is a devastating succession of internally planted time bombs wiping out our financial backbone; we hear no calls for jail, no mandate for probes, no leadership for delivery of truth in culpability? Not even a single firing or resignation yet?

The American Main Street doesn’t need to see a $700 billion defibrillator apply shocks to a fat, ugly, out of shape, addicted cardiac arrest patient named Wall Street. The nation needs to see a frank and earnest accountability and assignation of responsibility. Perhaps Wall Street is tumbling because of the complete absence of anything coming close to this! Not only is the proper culpability not being levied against those responsible, but the villains are all but being targeted for the rewards, and some of those most responsible are being PRAISED for their wisdom and leadership (Barney Frank for example). This is at the heart of Main Street’s disgust and lack of confidence. And since they keep telling us Wall Street IS Main Street, then you also must accept that Main Street IS Wall Street. And Main Street wants to see some heads roll, and some glutton’s for cash go on a STRICT diet. And since we apparently need to be SO worried about Wall Street, then we should be likewise SO worried about Main Street, which means…SOME HEADS SHOULD ROLL!!

Frank:

“…I do not think we are facing any kind of a crisis. That is, in my view, the two government sponsored enterprises we are talking about here, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, are not in a crisis. …I do not think at this point there is a problem with a threat to the Treasury.”

“…Some of the critics of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac say that the problem is that the Federal Government is obligated to bail out people who might lose money in connection with them. I do not believe that we have any such obligation.”

Apparently, Barney Frank had not yet decided to share with us, at that time, his “a great intellect to deal with the challenges”.

Because of the clear, unified mandate by the American citizens (right or wrong - for better or for worse), those “representatives” who behaved as “representatives”are HEROES of contemporary government - doing something all too rare in this era — LISTENING TO US.

The others, no matter how well intentioned, are villains — who have lost regard for the people they “serve”; who consider themselves little deities of superior wisdom and autonomy who behave as they desire.

Is there no appreciation for irony anymore? Is there to be no celebration of this upside down, ass-backward, paradoxical and ironic inversion of truth by Pelosi? Is she brain-dead, or are we? Is this some surreal U.S. Dream? Can we wake up?

Well, Chicken Little screamed the sky is falling and a great many went running straight for cover and aren’t coming out till they buy a $700 billion dollar umbrella. So instead of debating whether a bailout is a good thing are not, the debate has been “how soon, and with what small print”. But [...]

But I thought we were supposed to go down in a ball of flames? I thought, the annihilation of the United States and indeed the globe was at our doorstep and all but guaranteed? I thought that if the $700 billion bailout wasn’t enacted IMMEDIATELY, that the earth would spin off its axis and all life would be extinguished in an all but certain surrender to the inevitable and undeniable laws of finance?

The nation and its finances are given a large Valium pill, to ease the pain of the bad physical and mental health we are suffering. As the pain is debt and, we can turn off our attention to it, and focus on less unpleasant realities in an effort to believe things are better. But, Valium is extremely addictive.

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Poor, poor Barak. He was all excited to go on the largest shopping spree of his life, the likes of which even his $300-earring-friendly wife has never experienced or dreamed. (Well, she probably dreamed it at least).

He was completely ready, and wearing “comfortable shoes”; prepared for a marathon spending spree of cash and credit all over the national mall and the nation’s governmental superstores. He was prepared to even INVENT some stores, for enhanced shopping ability. In short, he was ready to spend, and spend, and spend.

And why should the people get zero say in this? I mean, Nancy Pelosi? Does she represent this nation? Isn’t the bulk of the nation repulsed by this hypocritical shrew? Isn’t the abysmal sales of her book a quantifiable testament to this point? So why should We the People suffer her in her rather prominent and rather important position? Let the people vote for these elevated positions! — Also known as; “no taxation without representation”.

our president is just one of the four branches of our United States governmental structure. Yeah - FOUR. First we have a Congress, the real source of power (our lawmakers and our shopping-list crafters). Then we have our Supreme Court (our schizophrenic lifetime de facto King), as well as our president (our commander-in-chief and spokesmodel, whose true force lies in the veto power against undisciplined congressional slop). And fourthly,… yes there’s a fourth: we have the Federal Reserve.

The members of the seventies rock band “Heart”™®©☺♥♫, have contacted me and ordered me to cease and desist references to heart, hearts, internal organs, passion, and deep feelings. The law firm representing the band have further explained (in no uncertain terms) that having years ago legally secured the full rights to the term “Heart”™®©☺♥♫, the band owns all associated rights to the same, with regard to the realm of its application and use both domestically and internationally.

Why bother to outskate your opponent in the actual competition when you’ve come up with a most excellent plan to break their kneecaps - before the competition even begins!? I mean, why fool around?!
Honestly, simply because you decide to take a shot at busting the knees of your competitor, does not mean you fear them [...]

Sarah Palin just received an excellent award for some irregular political behavior that we the people desperately need. Even if you don’t like her politics, the manner of her behavior in office can end up benefiting every single one of us. Why, even if our impressions of her unselfish and fiscally responsible acts AREN’T TRUE, she still would be receiving an enormous lesson on what she SHOULD consider successful behavior. Indeed, all politicians on the present scene might reassess their strategies; as this woman is proving a pattern too rarely witnessed in modern government.

The heart sisters want to define who is allowed to play their product at a party. If the RNC organizers paid for the broadcast/reproduction/public performance rights of the song — what ethical pretzel twists allows prohibition of the usage of these purchased rights. Is this limited to politics? Can we restrict those of a faith, creed, color, or age group as well? How about gender?

Polling predictions placed the piquant PALIN past previous positions. Policy pundits, who pigeonholed PALIN’s previous presentation of portions of her platform, prophesied she will probably be pouring plenty of passion into present positions
Predictably, PALIN picked a playfully passive posture; perhaps to please peers who positioned past platforms, or to pretend she pardoned past perversions. Peers [...]

If B.O. did something splendid for Illinois as its elected representative, PLEASE LIST IT HERE; I would love to know what I failed to experience or perceive.

The lingering memory that blew my mind though; that I will never forget (along with many other dramatic memories); was on the days leading up to the hurricane’s arrival. We all knew it was coming; the experts repeated the refrain for days. But in the streets, the reporters would put their microphones in front of the happy-go-lucky denizens of jazz town, who would explain with a laugh that, “Hell no, we’re not leaving.” Then they would give a thumbs-up, or some other dopey symbol of contempt for danger. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, it has been said; perhaps Katrina felt scorned. The hubris of those who intended to “party through it” was mind-boggling.