KING of the UNITED STATES

Polling predictions placed the piquant PALIN past previous positions. Policy pundits, who pigeonholed PALIN’s previous presentation of portions of her platform, prophesied she will probably be pouring plenty of passion into present positions
Predictably, PALIN picked a playfully passive posture; perhaps to please peers who positioned past platforms, or to pretend she pardoned past perversions. Peers [...]

Do not do this for an extended period - it can (and WILL) make you MAD!

Let’s go all out with nuclear. With the resulting waste, let’s make little “hot” bricks, which we stack either vertically or horizontally (or a little of both; it probably won’t really matter) as a fence along the southern border. For cutesy purposes, we’ll call it the “yellow brick road”.

Pieces of our heritage and vocabulary are being pilfered and co-opted beneath our noses.  A recent blog attempt of mine was rejected on a site for my use of the phrase “queer arrangement” (As in “peculiar arrangement”).  So we can’t even use the term queer anymore as an adjective describing something odd or peculiar?
This is [...]

… you know — generally.
 
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©2008 king david caul

If you could have anything in the world,
but only got to keep it for ONE DAY!–
 
and then, had to see everyone else
get the same thing
for much longer…
 
And, while you had it,
you were not allowed to tell anyone!
 
…and the thing has to be made of a [...]

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* ‘Myself’ is my pet gerbil, who I would like to add, BIT ME — TWICE!! So, technically he’s pretty much toast anyway.
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©2008 king david caul

It is against the law to have slaves,
but children “didn’t ask to be born”.
Which we all know to be perfectly true.
And once born, they have to do what their parents say
– or they get punished!
and this whole “allowance” ruse
is just a whitewash –
a token compensation for unending servitude
and hard bondage.
So are children illegal?
Or am I [...]

Please post your love letters to Kevin Bacon here.
This is a good tidy place to express your inner love letters to Kevin Bacon.
Don’t hide it.
Don’t keep it in!
Kevin wouldn’t want that.

* finalists in the “best of love letters to Kevin Bacon” awards will have their posts automatically forwarded and entered in the “my love [...]

When a golf ball is hit with the average psi of a 3/4 par hole and a mid-level priced/pro-sumer wedge, the expressed gases from the balls plasticene surface and outer layer, are sufficient in quantity and purity for standard country clubs in the US alone to cause global warming contributing emissions surpassing all the coal [...]

And there’s NO WAY I say otherwise.
at least not till I hear from 100
satisfied cus’omers.
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©2008 king david caul

Most of you “Glenns” know EXACTLY what I’m
talking about!
the ones who don’t — should just ACCEPT.
 
Seriously –
I want that money back.
If it’s OK, how about tens and twenties.
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©2008 king david caul

DO NOT ANSWER THIS!!!!!!!
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((they are dangling me from the Eiffel Tower (BEAUTIFUL!) and will DROP ME if anyone comments))
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©2008 king david caul

ALL bloggers using 12pt ariel black font STOLE THE IDEA FROM ME!! Now I have to use color to be
special.NEED I point out that DOROTHY

learned she should have stayed in KANSAS. ..(i.e. Black/white!)
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©2008 king david caul

he shaving ALL DAY LONG!
is crazy. I tell him, “Youfun guy - how come not ever going to BAR or bowling“?     - HE JUST LOCKS DOOR!! — damn I SAYS,             I GOTTA PEE!!
©2008 king david caul

But I have just found WHOLE BUNCH
 of extra face, so email
if
you lost
         yours - I can help
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©2008 king david caul

The WORLD is COMING TO

AN END!.
Probably in LESS THAN 78 HOURS.
I can PROVE IT - but I DONT HAVE TIME!
Don’t be mad at me.
IT’s TOTALLY WOMAN’S FAULT.
…and YOU KNOW IT!
See you at the party -